Skateboard fell into the train tracks.
Exploded my neighbor's computer.
Barbeque a modem.
Ah, my life is exciting. *nods head and smiles*
Okay, maybe it was a little exaggerated, BUT my skateboard did fall in the train tracks and I did cause my neighbor's computer to make a sudden "pop" sound and I did barbeque a modem [by connecting it to twice the voltage power circuit that it needed]. Yes, I am indeed a genuine retard.
=] retard signing off!