Sunday, 30 November 2008


Written in Our Hearts

Banana and her pubies.

It has been a fruitful day.
Peel banana peel peel banana,
Chop banana chop chop banana,
Fry banana fry fry banana,
Eat banana eat eat banana.

Of manjoes and nutty ices.
And horny jokes.

Last Night...

Had plenty fun!

Once a camwhore always a camwhore.
Even when not being with the person,
You'll always find a way to make it work!
Muahaha! =p
(eg. cyber sex)
It's the same concept.

Monday, 24 November 2008

Fashion Police

Saturday, 22 November 2008

Sleepy day...

Friday, 21 November 2008


Here we go!

Freaky much?!

Here's a story...
She was best friends with the prisoners.
She had the key to their cells.
They tricked her into giving them the keys.
"Give me back those keys!!!"
"hahaha In your face!" and the lock her up instead.
In bed...

What a way to celebrate!

Thursday, 20 November 2008

11 20 08


I had a dream. I woke up crying.

I remember every detail.
You didn't wave goodbye.
And refused to say hi.

What has happen to our friendship.
You pretended you didn't know me.
Even when I was feeling lonely.

You used to love me
So deeply and truly
Now you hate me
With passion and cruelty

Is this how it has to end?
I still think of you as a friend...

Wednesday, 19 November 2008



You made me cry.

Reunited Indeed

You can't call us gay!

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

Nineteen on the Eighteen

Happy Birthday Gogo!
You're not at home most of the time
And you probably won't ever read this but...
You're pretty much the coolest brother ever!
Well at least I think so.
And if I had to choose between you and someone else for a brother
I'd pick you! =]

Happy Nineteenth Birthday!

Too early in the morning...

It's too quite
Everyone's sleeping
Nothing but this
Snoring, snoozing, dreaming

Too early in the morning
Why am I awake
Can't go back to sleep
Worries running through my head

No one to talk to
Comfort's not there
It's banging in my head
No one to share

I think I'm emo
Guess that's true
I shall go *slit slit*
It's what emos do

This is completely irrelevant
I can say that's a not lie
But I guess it's better
Than letting my soul die

My last exam
Today I say
Tonight I'll kneel
To thank God and pray.


Haha! okay, that poem just DID NOT make sense at all. But it just sums up my morning and what I'm thinking about. Hehehe. Atleast it's better than all them lovey dovey cheezy sleezy thingy magigs. =p

Monday, 17 November 2008

Slow Dance

Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?

Ever followed
a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun
Into the fading night?

You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Do you run through each day?
On a fly?
When you ask how are you?
Do you hear the reply?

When the day is done
Do you lie in bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?

You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Never see his sorrow?

Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
'Cause you never had time
To call and say, "Hi"

You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It's like an unopened gift...
Thrown away...

Life is not a race.
Do take it slower.
Hear the music.
Before the song is over.

-by a dying girl-

Her last wish was for each of us to live life to the fullest.
Because she couldn't...

Let's Laugh At Serena


Wait for it...

Hang on that's not me...Ah there we go. You can start laughing now...

Sunday, 16 November 2008

Got Stalked!

Tsk tsk tsk...
Stalker Ko Dio!

Saturday, 15 November 2008

Date *blush*

Love you Elliot! xox
*she's in LURVE*

Thursday, 13 November 2008

Shockwave Festival

Really want to go!!!

Official Site

Ps: "In your face Msian refugees!!!"-Joey-


Thank you God! =]

Maths: Had not been able to answer three little questions. But it was alrite. Didn't even use my notes! what was the point then! Hahaha
Economics was a cruise. Except for the freaking multi-choice! grrr! But essay questions me like! =]

Monday, 10 November 2008


I have seriously out done myself this time.

I studied for 6 hours straight today and I think my dad expects me to continue... Why cruel world! Why?! *dramatic effects*

Saturday, 8 November 2008


The perfect adjective for me.

Thursday, 6 November 2008

President of the America

Obama as president?!
Well, so long racist suckers!
ps: Hopefully he gets to live for a bit first...

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

Of fall back guys and advices

Firstly I actually researched on this topic before I blogged okay! Lol.

If you just look up in Google "relationship advice", like a zillion sites will come out talking about all this crap bout how to maintain a good relationship with your partner and so on. You walk into a book store there will be like a whole section on books containing advice for couples and stuff. Now, imagine the author of these websites and books. How they make money? By people reading and buying their materials of course! So why would these people spend their precious money on these stupid books? I know I wouldn't! lol, rather get a series of Twilight! Well anyway back to the topic! Yeah, cause people in relationships have problems and they feel like there nothing else that can help them. So they go and take random people's advice cause they think that others have more experience and so on. But honestly! Look at Adam and Eve they didn't have anyone and I'd say they turned out pretty okay! I mean common! They didn't have ANYONE else but them during that time! lol. Except for God! So probably that's just all we need! GOD! =]
But maybe then all the fall back guys and therapist wouldn't be so happy... because they won't feel appreciated anymore. Haha. So! I just didn't have any aim to this post but to just speak my mind! Mahaha =p And I have just wasted approximately 5 minutes of your precious life time! [Depends on how fast you read of]

Thanks for that! I'm awfully content now! =]

"It took 214 crates to ship the Statue of Liberty from France to New York in 1885."

It was from France?!

Monday, 3 November 2008

Joshy Joshy Joshy... Shotgun!

The meaning of the title will be revealed later in the video.



For you slut!


My blog is dedicated to making fun of me. HAHA. No seriously. Like literally.

Oh well, at least I don't make fun of others!

Sunday, 2 November 2008

On the 2nd of November...

Mona and Serena had nothing to do.

This is the result of two very bored little girls...


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