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Hilarious MSN fun!
Anthony: Miss Ferrara! Guess what! I had a dream that I got an A for Economics!
Okay guys... you can officially stop screwing me now! I'm back!
Haha not really... Just decided to blog so that I can just burn time in applied info tech. I'm so bored! O.m.g
Well anyways, yesterday night was the dinner dance but instead of going I had more fun hanging out with my lil bich, mona, which is like 10 kg lighter than me! for serious man! she's like the same weight as my sister! omg! hahaha. oh well not surprsing there. But it's so strange cause she freaking eats so much! More than me I must say. She's ALWAYS hungry! Beware... lol
But oh well atleast I'm just the right weight. Phew. Not under weight anymore I guess.. But I'm getting fatter and fatter cause of all the Aussie crap. Lol.
I made up this joke the other night.
Well currently serena yap has no internett so bare with her for few weeks ..
Joey you rock our world!
"Joeylicious"
(feat. Serena.Mona)
Four, tres, two, uno
Listen up yall, 'cause this is it
The beat that were bangin’ is delicious
[Verse 1]
Joeylicious definition make them girls go loco
They want his treasure so they get their pleasures from his photo.
You could see him, you can't miss him.
He ain't easy, he ain't sleazy.
We got reasons why we tease 'em.
We need sunnies when we see him.
[Hook 1]
Joeylicious (shinylicious)
But he ain't promiscuous.
And if you were suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
He is shiny (oh my eyes!)
His girls needs sun block, block
And he be lining down the block just to watch what we[mona and serena] got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
Sunnylicious (it's hot, hot)
Joeylicious (Shinier than them shinny rocks.)
Tannylicious (he wanna slice of what we’ve got)
He’s Joeylicious (s-s-s-s-s-shine,shinny)
[Verse 2]
Joeylicious def-,
Joeylicious def-,
Joeylicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Joeylicious definition make them girls go crazy.
They always claim they know him,
Goin’ to him callin’ em’ Stacie (Hey Stacie)
He’s the S to the T, A, C, the I, the E,
And can't no other star shine it down like him.
[Hook 2]
He’s Joeylicious (shinylicious)
His body staying WHITE!
He’ll be up in the beach just working on his tan
We're his witness (oh, wee)
His girls needs sun block, block
And he be lying down the block just to watch what we[mona and serena] got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
Sunnylicious (it's hot, hot)
Joeylicious (Shinier than them shinny rocks.)
Tannylicious (he wanna slice of what we’ve got)
He’s Joeylicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)
Baby, baby, baby,
You don’t really want him,
Honey get some taste.
Maybe then you'll get laid.
It'll be tasty, tasty,
It'll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.
S to the H, to the I N Y - boy, you're shiny, S to the H to the I N Y - boy, you're shiny
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Lili!
[Rap]
All the time he turns around brother's gather round always looking at him up and down looking at his (uh)
I just wanna say it now - he ain't trying to round up drama, Jessica he SO wanna take your tan.
And I know he’s coming off just a little bit conceited and he keeps on repeating how the girls wanna eat it.
But we’re tryin' to tell, that he can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say he...
[Hook 3]
Joeylicious (shinylicious)
But he ain't promiscuous.
And if you were suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
He is shiny (oh my eyes!)
His girls needs sun block, block
And he be lying down the block just to watch what we[mona and serena] got
Four, tres, two, uno.
His body staying WHITE!
He’ll be up in the beach just working on his tan
We're his witness (oh, wee)
His girls needs sun block, block
And he be lying down the block just to watch what we got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
Sunnylicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Shinylicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Tannylicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
He’s Joeylicious, s-s-s-s-s shine, shiny
It's so Joey (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So sunny (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So shiny (aye, aye, aye, aye)
He’s Joeylicious, s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s (aye, aye, aye, aye)
S to the H, to the I N Y - boy, you're shiny. S to the H, to the I N Y - boy, you're shiny
S to the H, to the I N Y - boy, you're shiny. S to the H, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
S to the H, to the I N Y - boy, you're shiny. S to the H, to the I N Y - boy, you're shiny
S to the H, to the I N Y - boy, you're shiny. S to the H, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the to the, to the.....
So many things to do.
